Chicken Ranchero
chicken ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. then, it’s optional to reuse the j-zz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.
room mate#1: yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
room mate#2: ugh! that’s gross! did he keep the j-zz ranch?
room mate#1: yes
room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad…oh my f-cking god.
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