chicken spanker


n. any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. possibly vegan, probably a coward or french.

“look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war”
n. any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. possibly vegan, probably a coward or french.
“look at those chicken spankers over there protesting kfc”

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