Chicken Wicken
the chicken wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in shakespearean times when witches where believed to exist. this is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. during this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, if failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.
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