Chicken Wizard
a man of divine c-ck wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. the chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true ident-ty at night at night clubs and specialist bars. the magic abit-tlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
sally: hey, mary. how was the party last night?
mary: oh it was good. i saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, dave. were you alright?
sally: oh yes! more than alright. turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
mary: woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
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