chickenality
every human has a distinct personality; every chicken has a distinct chickenality. this is one reason not to eat chickens.
“dude, eating chickens is so wrong. they feel pain.”
“but they don’t have a personality, so what do i care?”
“well, they have a chickenality, which is unique and irreplaceable.”
“omg you’re insane.”
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