Chickenllama
a mystical beast that is only seen by stoners after a few too many. it is believed that during a running race between a chicken and a llama, they ran with such synchronization that they tore a hole in the sp-ce-time continuum and got sucked in, only to come out morphed into one being. chickenllama shall some day rule the earth. it has a llama body but a chicken head and tail, it is also known to wear funky hats on occasion.
-jack pulls cone-
jack: omg, dude chickenllama is back!!!
dean: bro, maybe you’ve had enough… oh sh-t, i can see it too.
jack: reckon we can eat it?
dean: yeah bro lets do it.
-dean and jack eat chickenllama-
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