chickmata
picture this: you’ve just finished shaving your legs, when you realize you’ve missed your ankles. you quickly try to terminate the hair population above your feet, breaking the skin in the process. when done in the shower, this makes your ankles bleed heavily, causing the optical illusion of stigmata. this generally happens to chicks, hence chick-mata.
a: “hole! check out your chickmata!”
b: “i know. i’m never shaving my legs with a potato peeler again!”
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