Chickpocrite
1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.
2) a female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.
3) a female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.
5) a female who pretends to be what she is not.
chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs … but, she’s hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.
chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she’s “flaky” when you seek out her support.
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