a really f-cked up fanfiction/s about ron(ald) weasley and his erotic love for chicken. although this is harry potter we’re talking about, these kind of stories are not recommended for children under 18
dude 1: i read a story about chickron, it was amazing!
dude 2: dafuq is chickron?
dude 1: a story about ron weasley and chicken having censored censored
dude 2: …
the art of a woman not wearing a bra . wingsuitn’ is to bras, like comando is to underwear. “i was running so late this morning i forgot to put on my bra so i’m wingsuitn’ it today.” “whoa, headlights 12 o’clock!” “yeah, she’s totally wingsuitn’ it!”
miscellaneous small stuff stuck on something (i.e. your face or mirror) that won’t come off man, this stuff will not come off mirror – it’s like permaschmutz.
this is the response you give to anyone who tells you they are a flexitarian “oh, you’re a flexitarian? well, i’m a bullsh-tarian.”
a person who never takes risks and runs away from everything guy 1: dude i can’t do this guy 2: your such a wimpod
f-cks good dumb n-gg- as the black n-gg- walks up to his friends he says “fgdn” the friends say i ain’t nor dumb n-gg-, n-gg-