chickshit
cr-ppy books written by and for women …chicklit can be good, chicksh-t never is
eat pray love is a self-indulgent example of the rampant chicksh-t on the literary market these days.
when a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. the term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.
guy a: “you’re back quick – i thought you said you had to drop a deuce?”
b: “i did! i took a chick-sh-t. but it wasn’t by choice – somebody moved the copy of war and peace i was reading in there. plus i still have that hemorroid i showed you last week . . “
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the female language understood by other females but, not commonly understood by most men without some training. woman: “oh look..i didn’t know there was a jared’s jewlers there.” man: “is that like asking me to buy you something from jared’s in chickspeak?” woman: “no.” man: “yes, it is.” woman: “well, maybe.”
- chief'n
when someone is h–rding , being selfish hey guy stop chief’n that blunt i wanna hit it too. to chief, the act of one who is presently about to chief, or for idiots, the act of burning a spleef ” me and mike have been chief’n all night” “if you can’t find round belly, he’s […]
- chili-biscuit
a more advanced game of soggy biscuit. the biscuit is first shat upon, usually by a random member of the group, then the partic-p-nts can begin as normal. rick: “man, i got stuck with the chili-biscuit last night!” adam: “you need better things to do.” when you sh-t in a b-tches c-nt. patrick: i can’t […]
- Chill-Hop
a slow, down-tempo form of hip-hop, emphasizing low, droning beats and a slow rhythm. the cool kids tay pushaz …really any “jerkin’” music yo’ beatz! u catch dat duffy-azz chill-hop set last nightz? response: “chyyyyeeeeaa! sheeeeeeeiiiit niaggggaa dat was off da heezy!
- Chimp Tits
femal br–sts that resemble those of a chimpanzee, having an odd fish hook look to them in which they sag then shoot back up towards the bottom of the breast. the oddest hybrid form of perkiness and saggyness the girls chimp t-ts were so extreme that her nipples almost poke her in the eyes but […]