1. a former nhl goalie, now an announcer
2. a man that needs to be fed or will be extremely cranky
chico resch- and well, they just suck today.
me- go get something to eat.
chico resch- :d
noun- a babied version of valentine. adj- someone who you expected to give you a valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing. noun eg- my shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift. adj eg- kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know 🙁
everything and anything. (verb) “hey shamu, what are you up to?” “oh ya know, just shmegallying” (noun) “hey talls whatcha drinking?” “oh just a shmegally, its really hot” (adjective) “d-mn girl you look shmegal today, hot”
- Cooter nugget
anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens v-g-n-. example: tampon, discharge due to a std, a baby, something nasty… thats one h-ll of a cooter nugget she has.
lonita is a dychotomy. both sides of all possibilities, duality in motion. where a lonita is sweet it is also spicey. lonita can be cruel and vicious or lonita can be the epitome of comp-ssion. love and lonita go hand in hand, but once crossed, on the tiniest of scales, lonita and hate may have […]
1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. can also be found wearing sungl-sses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. these people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed b-mps to prevent any neon-toting low rider cr-p-mobiles […]