chidget


a chinese midget.
“watch out for those kung-fu chidgets; they punch at nard level!”
a chubby midget. sometimes has a larger width than height. a short, fat kid.
haha oh my god look at that chidget, he waddles like a penguin.
a chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words ‘chav’, and ‘midget’.
a chidget’s behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the chidget makes it’s chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
a chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.
person 1: ah! ow! i think my knees acting up!

person 2: nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

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