chidori
when having s-x with a girl, pull out just before c-ming and -j-c-l-t- into your hand, then scream “chidori” just before you smack a girl palm first with your sperm covered hand. bonus points if you have the angst-filled expression of an angry sasuke.
“yo how was your date last night” “man i was going good till i chidori’d that b-tch in the face. then she got all mad. no worries tho i was finished anyways.”
literally: “one thousand birds”, it is a technique created by hatake kakashi after he failed to infuse his lightning nature manipulation into the rasengan. it primarily an -ss-ssination technique and can only be properly used by one who possesses the sharingan. uchiha sasuke has adopted this jutsu and modified it for his own uses.
sasuke: chidori!
opponent: -dies-
a.k.a. “lightning edge”
the only original move used by copy ninja kakashi.
involves focusing chakra to the hand and striking an opponent at an incredibly high speed.
primary use: -ss-ssination
kakashi p-ssed this technique on to uchiha sasuke.
naruto: “teach me chidori!”
an -ssasination move created by kakashi, that he taught sasuke.
ironically, sasuke has yet to kill anyone using chidori, with each of his failed attempts secretly being accompanied by the statement, “dammit!”
example #1
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke breaks through gaara’s sand sphere, but doesn’t get the kill)
sasuke: dammit!
example #2
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke attacks the shukaku-crazed gaara, connects but only enrages the funky tanuki)
sasuke: dammit!
example #13
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke charges itachi in a mania, attack deflected like child’s play)
sasuke: dammit!
example #89
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke surprises dotou and blindsides him, makes a small fracture in his armor)
sasuke: dammit!
example #205
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke aims for naruto’s heartt, misses and hits lung only for naruto to regenerate)
sasuke: dammit!
example #1,503
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke aims to kiill a one-tailed naruto, clashes and only manages to punch him)
sasuke: dammit!
example #46,213
sasuke: (charges chidori) chidori!
(sasuke flies towards leech-possessed shinnou, only able to break past his barrier)
sasuke: dammit!
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