you start by inserting your finger inside an -sshole (yours or hers) or a v-g-n-. you then place one hand on top of your head, fingers extended as if to make a sharks dorsal fin. then while humming that impending doom jaws theme you maneuver your finger back and forth to swim like a fish through the water. right before you blast the victim across their upper lip with your finger, you stop and say, “smile you son of a b-tch.”
she was talking sh-t to her friends at the party about our s-xcapades, so i gave her the chief brody.
1. chunk of 2. used to express s-x appeal you want a chunka my thottie? 17
the chill up your spine that you get when you put on clothes that just came out of the dryer. that was one serious clothesgasm!
a milf who is caramel coloured. whenever i see fariba, all i can think is ‘caramilf!’
consider the sh-tness pie face brownies at your consh-tive party
to rape someone i cosby’d the f-ck out of mellisa last night. verb: when anyone turns their face abruptly towards yours with a goofy facial expression much like the ending of the cosby show intro. remains the same whether intentional or accidental. he didn’t know i was behind him, and when he turned around he […]