chief sandwich officer
the individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. he/she does not order lunch. but must have lunch. always. even when it is dinner.
father of the modern position of chief sandwich officer: brady walcott.
one hour after lunch, my chief sandwich officer explained he was hungry. being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. this both quieted his hunger and insured i had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.
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