Chier une pendule


a very french, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn’t need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. very useful for any occasion.
“jean-claude a mangé toute la galette?

– probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!”

“has jean-pierre eaten the whole cake?”
“probably but you’re not gonna p–p a clock because of it!”
se plaindre exagérément pour pas grand chose, sans réelle raison apparente.
— tu me saoule avec tes blagues pas drôle là, je rentre chez moi!
— oh ça va tu vas pas nous chier une pendule.

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