a cute asian ho who loves mustache rides on the weekends.
hey chih! are you ready for your mustache ride?
- ramblin' man
as in the song “ramblin’ man” from the legendary allman brothers band, it is one who is always on the move, travelling constantly, wherever life may take him. he’s here today and gone tomorrow; a real ramblin’ man. a man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless […]
a name, in the kikamba language of kenya, meaning beloved. oh, honey. you did the wash. this is great. wait…kavata! oh, my god! what the h-ll are you doing? you can’t wash wool sweaters in the washer! omg! did you dry them already?… i guess these go to my son! omg, seriously, omg!!
- ramen budget
a euphemism for being poor. as top ramen can be obtained for a paltry us$0.10/pack, it is widely regarded as the single cheapest meal a human can consume. “hey man, want to go to the movies tonight?” “can’t. i’m on a ramen budget.”
the most amazing person you will ever meet. usually great in bed and loves cows. she will give you the most amazing pleasures you will ever feel. man! i cant believe i had a luglena last night!!!
- chilli con carnage
the stomach upset that follows eating spicy mexican food after that mexican banquet the toilet suffered some chilli con carnage