child

a human being who is not yet fully mature. often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
child: i’m a happy and undomesticated human!
society: *crushes spirit*
they are the root of all evil. they take your money, your time, and your pride. children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won’t ever f-cking move out of your bas-m-nt. so unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a f-cking condom like i f-cking said, karen!
we was boutta smash it raw, but i don’t want no children.
grown up fetuses
i ate a children
a demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.
man, my children just killed obama
1. humans under the age of 13 or so. many of which were accidently conceived. lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, b-tchy and stupid. commonly known as stupid short people.

2. sp-wn of satan hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
little kid: mommy, buy me david beckham!

mother: dear, i just bought you anna kournikova yesterday! ill buy you him for you next week. how about i buy you ronaldinho first?

little kid: *starts crying* but i dont want ronaldinho!!! buy me david!!!!! *starts rolling on the floor*

mother: ……

little kid: you won’t like me when i’m angry. flame on! *incinerates mother”
the manifest divine wrath of a vengefull god in punishment for scr-w-ng.
god: thou shalt b-tton up thine fly or i shall become wroth with thee!

guy: uhhh, nay(?)

child: wah, scream, cr-p, cash drain etc…

guy: oh crud

god: i told thee…

chick: wheres my 75% share of your salary?

guy: oh crud

god: dont say i didnt tell thee…
the walking and breathing ad for safe s-x
i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children