child-dialed
similar to pocket dialing or b-tt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.
gee, gabby, what are you playing with? is that my phone? did you call someone?!?! aaaahhh, you called jim!! h-llo, h-llo, jim? no, i didn’t call you. no, gabby totally child-dialed your num… no no ahhhh!!!!
where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.
joe: h-llo?
child: (gibberish)
joe: -hangs up-
30 minutes later..
joe: (texts bob)
joe: i think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
bob: yea, i was letting her play with my phone.
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