Child support payment
the monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional b-tch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a bmw. a monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it’s no longer. or you drop dead from the realization you’ll be making these payments for years. whichever comes first.
loan officer: sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. or a new car. or anything that requires repayment.
#monthly financial obligation #supporting your children #child support payment
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