childhood rape
the act of ruining somebody’s childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.
jenny : oh wow i hope n-body ruins the last harry potter for me, i’ve been waiting to see it for 10 years.
sam : hey jenny, did you hear that ron and hermione get married and have children?
jenny : oh no!!!! i just got childhood raped. >:(
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