a town in texas, close to the oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like oklahoma. home to morons who think it’s cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. there are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40′ cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. these same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
childress is famed for it’s successful hospital, employing underpaid n-gg-rs that can’t buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve childress’ many alcoholics.
most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you’re an -sshole.
d-mn i need to take a dump. i’ll stop in childress texas before i cross into oklahoma….they don’t have room for any more sh-t over there.
1. – aka – michael kabana. 2. afilthy person who f-cks up ps3 controllers worldwide! there goes mr.greasehands… my controller is f-cked!
- Hand Lounge
a very large gut or belly. its called a hand lounge because you can rest your hands on it. d-mn, andrew got a mightly hand lounge.
- greasy faggots
a 99 cent double cheeseburger from mcdonalds i think i have enough change in my ashtray for a couple greasy f-ggots.
- hand lotion bomb
similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. a bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted. see: lotion bomb “d-mn it! now i just got hit with a hand lotion bomb!”
- mitchel pynakker
one of the best singers in the northwest indiana area, simply amazing. plus, he is gorgeous. has a voice that cannot be topped. simply put, a beautiful person. guy: did you hear mitchel pynakker sing last night? girl: yes, if i could i would marry him, he’s amazing.