Childwood


nickname for wildwood, nj.
so named because, off all the jersey sh-r-s, this is the most geared toward kids with all the rides and arcades.
person a: hey, why don’t we go down to wildwood this weekend?

person b: childwood? no way. let’s go to strathmere.

person a: where the h-ll is strathmere?

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