Smashliest


term coined by jake tessier and brandon johnson at a pregame for an 80’s party. it is defined as being the drunkest, ahem, most drunk person(s) or people at a party or event.

taken from the phrase “being smashed” or beyond the reasonable alotted drunk.
man, after the 16th beer and that bottle of jose cuervo, we were the smashliest guys at that party by far.

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