Chili Ring Destruction
when your chili ring (a.k.a. your b-tthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and b-tthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.
chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your b-tthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.
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