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• Sliding the chute

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• DSMO

  dmso, don’t start me off cr-p “satirical” website run by a couple of 14 year old geeks who post under name like honest george and ricardo who, send hours posting inane and unfunny cr-p then fall about in hysterics laughing at their own jokes. try to register on this site and see how long before […]

• Duff_man13

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