chill your boner
1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both s-xes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself
abreviations c your b
2. opposite of dry your v-g-n-, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
guy 1 – “omg! i can’t believe this! this is crazy!”
guy 2 – “chill your b-n-r, its gonna be ok”
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