chilldo
a chilldo is a d-ld- filled with silicate gel which can reach subzero temperatures. if placed in a deep freezer, ultimate pleasure can be achieved.
d-mn, dawg, that chilldo froze her p-ssy up real good. i thought my d-ck was gonna fall off from frostbite.
i wish richard gere hadn’t shoved that chilldo up my -ss. i’ve been sh-tting ice cubes for a month.
any refrigerated food item that can subst-tute for a d-ld-.
e.g. hot dogs, sausage, carrots, bananas, cuc-mbers etc.
meg: “i can’t find my d-ld-!”
sarah: “just use a chilldo.”
a d-ld- made from ice
hey dude, last night i finally got a girl to sit on my chilldo. she loved it so much she came in about 7 seconds and kept going til it melted out of her p-ssy
a d-ld- for the heat sensitive v-g-n- with the ability to stay cool like the other side of the pillow. includes digital thermostat and timer to know when chilldo is at proper temperature for insertion.
while using her d-ld- and having noticed an uncomfortably elevated temperature, she discarded her d-ld- and inserted her perfectly chilled chilldo.
a two sided d-ld- made of ice. generally used by lesbians, but can double as a s-m-n snow-cone.
“check out these disgusting lesbians going -ss to -ss with a chilldo!”
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