Chilliwacker


chilliwack is 1 of canada’s highest property crime cities, located in british columbia’s fraser valley. aka the bible belt. bordered to the west by abbotsford (highest # of churches per capita) & to the east by hope (highest occult following per capita) it is not surprising to learn that chilliwack has the highest concentration of dishonest, drug addled, inbred citizenry in north america. if you have something stolen or broken into, you have been chilliwacked, but if you are the culprit of such thievery, you are the chiliwacker
“i’m gonna find the chilliwacker that stole my car.”

Read Also:

  • chillosopher

    someone who practices chillosophy. “oh my, this song by bon-bo is so perfectly chill. how does he do that?” – he’s probably the world’s most developed chillosopher.

  • chinese hook

    the act of inserting a finger into a s-x partners -n-s and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral s-x. based on chinese hook shaped sword of same name. my equestrian girlfriend finds oral s-x ticklish so i use the chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

  • chococklate

    sh-t covered d-ck “hey jason you wont believe how hard i f-cked julia last night. my only suggestion is that she wipes her -ss, after i was done with her, i had a m-ssive choc-cklate.

  • chocolate monday

    the act of sh-tting on someone or getting sh-t on dude dave gave her the chocolate monday haha.

  • chokalingam

    a racistwho thinks he is smart, but is actually just a stupid racist troll. see: vijay chokalingam “wow that guy really hurt my feelings.” “who that f-cking chokalingam? you’re better then to let that guy get to you.” “yeah, you are right i don’t why i would ever let a chokalingam bother me.”


Disclaimer: Chilliwacker definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.