Chillmas
some background: chillmas is a holiday that formally falls between the birthdays of two friends with in three days a part from each other. chillmas comes but once a year, technically lasting for 3 days, so celebrate in any way you wish on the other days. we suggest, perhaps, with an ice cold 40 of olde english “800” and an equally refreshing serving of corona. also, the day after is a kind of sabbath: must call in or not allowed to work!
what to do:
“get it don’t give it on this special time of year.”
“respect your local drug dealer for he shall give you a good count.”
“if she ain’t doming she ain’t worth knowing.”
hey guys! it’s beginning to look a lot like chillmas! yes, it’s that time of year again (the stores put out the chillmas decorations way too early, i know!) time for all the chill kids to gather ’round the chillmas tree, sing chillmas carols and sip on the choicest beverages of the adult variety! bring your friends, so long as they bring their chillmas spirit! if you’re traveling, it’s worth the trip!
“it’s chillmas, all over again…yeah again..” – ’92
“and there won’t be snow in africa this chillmas. don’t they know it’s chillmastime at all?” – ’84
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