chillster
some one who is all around relaxed and cool to chill with; namely patrick love
‘hey man, where can i find a chillster?’
‘i know man! patrick love!’
one not particularly affiliated with the militant hipster tastes or pretentious scenester stylings. an elated existentialist. generally extremely good looking with a relaxed style.
a chillster would never pay 5 dollars for a pbr
someone who has no idea that they aren’t cool. often affiliated with “hipster”, a chillster is actually a step below. all previous definitions for chillster are wrong, seriously.. think about it. do you really want to be a chillster?
ex 1.”are you listening to avenged sevenfold on terrible subs in your beat up intrepid? dude you are such a chillster”
“haha- lol i know bro, chillin forsure”
ex 2 “haha bro we are such buds, but i snitched on you to the cops for money.”
“okay you chillster”
a person who thinks there “chill”
braxton bernstein im such a chillster. isn’t that chill of me.
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