Chimer
noun – an individual who breaks into a conversation with irrelevant information meant only to satisfy one’s need to partic-p-te.
see: nuisance, pest, stupid, why are you talking, why are you talking out your -ss, pain in the -ss, negative stimulus
see also “unwanted remarks”
if pilots joe and bob were talking about how to properly land a 747 on wet tarmac, the chimer, (who works as an accountant) will interject how he or she once took a 747 to bermuda and the landing was bad.
(1) one who chimes
(2) a loud mouth, often witty person
one more word outta that chimer & i’m gonna break his windpipe!
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