chimp nostrils


when a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his b-lls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can…

usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils…
man 1: sh-t dude,. whats up with that chick’s face?
man 2: oh man, i totally shoved my b-lls up her nose.
man 1: no-ones going to want to rump her with those chimp nostrils
man 2: i would

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