chimpanzee hairline


when a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
that justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. i don’t even think he has half a forehead.

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