chimping


making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
holy f-ck that guy is chimping.
what one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. derived from the words they speak when chimping: “ooo-oo-oo!”
locals: stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
tourists: ooo-oo-oo! look at jane in front of car! she so pretty!
the act of gaining s-xual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones s-xual partner, like chimps in the zoo
did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though
when someone excessively emails people. borderline spam.
man, chris keeps chimping me night and day!
the act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp
look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.
a s-xual act beloved of germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. soft furnishings should , i would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
helga curled one off into her hand. ” oh willi ” she called. “lets do chimping ” . willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the belgian amb-ssador copped it. this caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. he bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by willis’ t-rd . the amb-ssador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. one chocolate hit helgas’ dress. oh you are disgusting!! said helga.
to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.
me and dave met up last night for a good chimping session. dave sat in the bath while i hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

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