chin patch
a carefully shaved and trimmed patch of facial hair on the chin. its is designed to tickle a womens v-g-n- at one end while the tongue works the other.
women 1: so i met a guy the other night.
women 2: oh really! must have been nice.
women 1: it was sooo amazing… he worked me with a chin patch.
women 2: you lucky b-tch!!!! i’m so jealous.
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