china brush
a liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his kn-b.
sam – ‘how did it go last night rick? did you smash her back doors in or what?’
rick – ‘bl–dy nightmare mate, we was watching the paul o’grady show and when the adverts came on i made my move.’
sam – ‘yeh, and?’
rick – ‘i threw my f-cking beans up her before the adverts had finished.’
sam – ‘you need some of this, china brush. i once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my kn-b, my brothers kn-b fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.’
rick – ‘sounds promising.’
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