China Syndrome

when one gets the peculiar urge to date or have s-xual intercourse with those of east asian descent.
d-mn son, patrick has that china syndrome yo. he’s been macking on asian chicks all day!
originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. china. can also be used to describe any catastrophe.
wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

homer: but mr. burns gave me my job, and he hasn’t fired me even after three meltdowns and one china syndrome! i can’t betray him!
also known as mao’s revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally westerners) to china. has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. can involve the following symptoms. the sh-ts, runny sh-ts, very runny sh-ts, explosive sh-ts, firecracker sh-ts (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. constipation is not a symptom.
be sure to bring a roll of charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn’t hold up to china syndrome
china syndrome is when you connect to the internet through a network that constantly tightens up its network policing policies, blocking more and more sites as time goes by. named for the chinese government’s infamous crackdowns on forbidden sites.
“man, this is bullsh-t. my network at work just started blocking 4chan!”
“that’s the fifth site they’ve blocked this month! sounds like your company’s got a case of china syndrome.”
to be hit with emails from your boss from the other side of the world when he’s supposed to be on holiday
dude 1: “jesus h, that’s the fourth email he’s sent me today”

dude 2: “yeah, i know, everyone’s getting them, he’s got china syndrome again”
or more likely to be called the gan mao zedong’s. normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally westerners) to china. has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. can involve the following symptoms. the sh-ts, runny sh-ts, pink eye, very runny sh-ts, explosive sh-ts, firecracker sh-ts (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery sh-ts, sh-tty sh-ts etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. constipation is not a symptom.
a. “where have you been all morning?”
b. “i had a touch of china syndrome ”
a. “dude” with emotion, “not the gan mao zedong’s.