chinaman shuffle


when p-ssenger (most notably on the ttc in toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.
i almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

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