chinatalian
this race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. this race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. one of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most -ssuredly true. it can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever exist.
those chinatalians are by far the s-xiest creatures i’ve ever laid eyes on.
this race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. this race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. one of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most -ssuredly true. it can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever come to exist.
those chinatalians are by far the s-xiest creatures i’ve ever laid eyes on.
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