chindex


a measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. it is quoted as a “chindex of…” or “chindex factor of” followed by a number. a single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. a second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. a chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. if you have a chindex of 0, you have a f-cked-up lookin’ face.
q: hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? she looked hot but i was pretty liquored up.

a: no, dude you must have been really f-cked up. she was gastric-byp-ss big…she had a chindex of 5.

Read Also:

  • wee sukk

    the asking of s-xual pleasure via the mouth. c’mon luv giv’us a wee sukk would gimme a wee sukk for a tenner neal likes to give a wee sukk

  • Weinermeister

    verb. (most common) to d-ck around, in a gay way. characterized by physical contact and poor s-xual innuendos. noun. the action of to weinermeister, relating to all those involved. tommy: i am going to touch you all over, -touches james- james: get off me! -slaps tommy- witness:would you two stop weinermeistering!

  • chockbick

    meaning truly awesome used similarly to sweet. 1. oh man you will not believe this dude yesterday i spelt my name right it was seriously chockbick.

  • Chocolate Banana Surprise

    coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the s-xual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. to effectively acheive the “chocolate banana surprise” both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana. dude, i was d-gg-n’ my wife […]

  • Chocolate Steamer

    this is an off-set of a cleveland steamer. when a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may subst-tute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar. i gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she’s just shy that way.


Disclaimer: chindex definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.