chindex
a measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. it is quoted as a “chindex of…” or “chindex factor of” followed by a number. a single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. a second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. a chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. if you have a chindex of 0, you have a f-cked-up lookin’ face.
q: hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? she looked hot but i was pretty liquored up.
a: no, dude you must have been really f-cked up. she was gastric-byp-ss big…she had a chindex of 5.
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