Chinese Astronaut
s-xual position in which two hands are entered into the v-g-n-, moved apart to widen said v-g-n-, and then face inserted between the hands. derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
“dude, i totally just gave my girlfriend a chinese astronaut. i must have looked like a ch-nk in there!”
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