chinese buffet pants
loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
chinese restaurant waiter: hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped…. you go home now!
fat boy: drat! time for some new chinese buffet pants…. just as soon as i finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
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