Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)
when a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly…then she begins giving oral s-x to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease…when he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his d-ck a bites it off…she then uses th mix of chapstick and j-zz to glue his p-n-s back on
he no longer can use his d-ck after trying that chinese chapstick chomp (ccc).
i tried ccc the other night and the feeling was horiffic.
the b-tch was so mad at me that she ccc’d me.
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