chinese coke


the act of urinating in another persons beverage, usually a soda, as a practical joke.
man my friend is irritating me, i think ill give him a chinese c-ke.

confucius says:
me chinese me play joke me put pp in your c-ke.
the act of drinking a can of c-ke through a very thin straw or coffee stir stick, like at a chinese restaurant.
“man, chinese c-kes taste so much better than regular c-kes.”

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