Chinese Fist Puppet

also another name for a “woman.” it happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a chinese finger puzzle. then a drunk guy across the bar says, “a chinese fist puppet?”
you: i went on a date with her, but i just don’t understand. she’s like a chinese finger puzzle.

drunk guy: what’s a chinese fist puppet?
you: that’s funny, but that’s not what i said. this needs to go on urban dictionary.

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