Chinese Lighthouse
pop punk jams from the east great falls. they have a song called “the falls” (originality is their specialty). all members are in fact chinese, so don’t ask again. the drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. the b-ssist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. the guitarist is an absolute pr-ck because his b-lls are made of 100% air. and the frontman….well, he’s just a big stocky loser. all 5 members (there’s one imaginary one) may be cl-ssified as “drakesters” based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only drake bell. they are trolls on twitter.
i’m going to see chinese lighthouse tonight.
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