chinese menu


being able to pick and choose what you want; to subst-tute one thing for another of your preference.

in the movie bad santa, marcus (tony c-x) is trying to negotiate with gin ( mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. marcus tells gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. gin yells at him and tells him that it’s no chinese menu.
01:03:05 any merchandise you take, i get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 no! money’s one thing, but you ain’t gettin’ the …

01:03:10 this ain’t no chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 i tell you how it’s gonna be.

01:03:15 this is pr-cks fix.

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