Chinese Monster


a s-xual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. this symbolizes fending off the mythic chinese dragon.
guy 1 – “dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend”

(asian) guy 2 – “how about the legendary chinese monster”

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